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2025-06-01 |
Captain Picard is better than Captain Kirk. But lets not forget that Kirk held up the lead role for the show/movies that originally defined Star Trek for decades. Picard has a flute. Nu Star Trek is aimed at idiots. |
2025-06-01, 2025-05-08 |
I had to get out of the tunnel. Such stench, there was no window accessible. Only a chewed up pen fixed into a tiny motor that could barely make any air movement. The lego butt plug next to it was not helping either. It was not prepared for this. Capitalism won. |
2025-05-07, 2025-04-13 |
I had been in the tunnel for what felt like weeks, tattered and exhausted. I lost my way and couldn't find a way back up the surface in this ever shifting maze from hell. Then I saw him, a middle-aged British man – naked. He smiled and said, “Let me touch your genitals.” |
2025-04-12, 2025-03-29 |
I didn’t understand father, profligate as he was in words; the god damned all American resolution to the hard carbon tunnel. I was convinced it would complete us. Bite into the back of the realestate Barrons. All it did was leave us with a strange ditch that was over 35C at its tip. We were going down. |
2025-03-28, 2025-03-23 |
Notes from The Tunnel, "After weeks of searching we finally came to The Door, it was obvious that The Door was also an Animal, but our crypto-zoologists were well trained and we able to tame the lock quickly, and inside as expected, we found the Large Language Model Quantum Block Chain!" |
2025-03-22, 2025-03-17 |
Notes from The Tunnel, "After weeks of searching we finally came to The Door, it was obvious that The Door was also an Animal, but our crypto-zoologists were well trained and we able to tame the lock quickly, and inside as expected, we found the Large Language Model Block Chain!" |
2025-03-17, 2025-03-05 |
The tunnel roared, belched and vibrated like a happy arse, a guttural emission. A grand lizard, the acoustic waves collapsed across us, we tried to fold our chinese plastic tents. Who knew a tent in a cave required some level of regulation? My wife and I, we ran screaming as a blast rippled down the tunnel, we were covered in grubby market fabrics, a mayonnaise of capitalism. |
2025-03-04, 2025-02-22 |
bloody ehh bloody cunts kicked me off the bus cos bloody dont like good music. ill show em my mate ken is the best at karate he'll show ya hows a goer. you cunnts bloody gimme back ma plastic bag u fuckkne i 'll smash your f in ya wifes tunnel eeeh |
2025-02-21, 2024-11-27 |
Passing week by week through the machine death we regularly awoke with morning sickness, no longer a cheap joke at women, we were sick, green was one thing, the viridian technicolour of our bodily fluids was another. Stopping to rest one day we found a clumsy graffiti- turn up ya fucking gain ffs ya poofy hair spoofs. |
2024-11-26, 2024-11-18 |
we are trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and it's bleeding to death- it went like this- |